choose from any number of magazines
  who do you want to be?
  billy idol or kool moe dee?
    if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past
  there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
  they'll never send you home
    roots!
  the funny limbs that grow underground
  that keep you from falling down
  don't you think that you'll need them now?
    just find a place where no one knows of your redneck past
  yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
  you'll show them all back home
    desole
  je suis american
  please cook my steak again
  je suis american
  desole
  je ne parle pas francais
    laws vary from state to state
  getcha some books on tape
  learn about holes in space
    if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past
  there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
  it's good to be back home