Everyone gather round now
  sing him a song
  just in case by tomorrow
  it happens he's gone
  For two weeks and seven days
  Our fair foreign friend
  I have this feeling
  We might never see Steven again
  We thought he was gone
  But he's come back again
  Last week it was funny
  Not the jokes wearing thin
  everyone knows now
  That every night now
  Will be Steven's last night
  in town
    He's charmed everyone here
  Except for Tamara Easter
  Who later revealed to him
  Her innermost secrets
  Won us over with stories
  About Linda McCarthey
  Lost points with the ladies
  For saying he couldn't love a
  woman with cellulite
    We were talking bout something
  seems like was funny
  Then Steven got quiet
  I think Steven was mad
  Maybe he wasn't mad
  But we felt really strange for a moment
  then the moment was gone
  and forgotten