Moaning in the elevator
   Crowded in the ladies? stall
   Mama heard the screaming
   But it didn?t hurt at all
  
   Hanging up inside the coat room
   Taking our chances in the second row
   I?m flushed and I?m flustered
   All because you told me so
  
   Fish are flying
   Birds are swimming
   Now the bang?s in the beginning
   Stars are dancing in the daylight
   The sun?s out at night
   All because
   You told me so
  
   Bells are flying
   Eggs are ringing
   White is losing
   Red is winning
   When your alibi is air tight
   Still isn?t right
   But I don?t care