You?ve gotta be hard
   If you gonna get her
   Don?t leave her scarred
   All dead=all better
  
   You?ve gotta remember
   To do it all right
   Turn the lights out
   Lock it up tight
  
   Don?t you walk on the grass
   And don?t leave any clues
   Better wash off your glass
   And wipe the mud off your shoes
  
   Too much information
   Just gets ?em going
   Down at the station
   Don?t want ?em knowing
  
   Don?t stop to wonder for too long
   Just make sure there?s something
   That she likes on the radio
  
   When duty calls
   Miss Niagara falls
   But when they ask me
   I?ll just say that I didn?t know
  
   When will you call?
   Well after it?s over
   Are you sad at all?
   I don?t even know her
   Don?t let it hurt
   I?ll be fast
   I feel so bad
   It won?t last
   When you get back
   I?ll be clean
   And please don?t say anything mean
  
   But you?ve gotta dress nice
   Try not to upset her
   Just a little advice
   If you?re gonna get her
  
   Drive by the bank
   And check on the tank
   And when they ask me
   I?ll just say I didn?t know