(Chorus 1)
   Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
   They ran a hotel by the sea.
   They never had no vacancies.
   Kinky Ken and...
  
  
   They get complaints from the residents living next door.
   (what did they say?)
   They couldn't get to sleep 'til quarter to four.
   (and why was that?)
   Ken and Barbie always wanna party.
   There's something very strange about the couple in number thirty-three
  
   (Chorus 2)
   Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
   They always dressed in PVC.
   Never needed plastic surgery.
   If you wanna know what happens next just hang around me.
  
   (what happend next?)
   Well the police came & knockin' on the door.
   (what did they say?)
   What you been doin' is against the law.
   (did they get nicked?)
   No they didn't, it wasn't like TV.
   The witnesses are coming in.... follow me....
  
   (Chorus 3)
   Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
   Never got took into custody.
   They gave the police their first freebee
   If you wanna know what happens next.
  
   (Chorus 4)
   Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie
   They lived hapily by the sea.
   Night and day there was always parties
   kinky Ken and bondage Barbie.
  
   bondage Barbie