I remember when I found out about chemistry
   It was a long, long way from here
   I was old enough to want it but younger than I wanted to be
   Suddenly my mission was clear
  
   So for awhile I conducted experiments
   And I was amazed by the things I learned
   From a fine fine girl with nothing but good intentions and a
   Bad tendency to get burned
  
   All about chemistry
   Won't you show me everything you know
   Ah wonder what you do to me
   Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh
  
   Some time later I met a young graduate
   When I had nobody to call my own
   I told her I was looking for somebody to appreciate
   And I just couldn't do it alone
  
   So for awhile we conducted experiments
   In an apartment by the River Road
   And we found out that the two things we put together had a
   Bad tendency to explode
  
   All about chemistry
   Won't you show me everything you've learned
   I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can
   Teach it when it comes my turn
  
   Fine spring day, California waves
   Sweet Pacific scenes through the
   Windows of airplanes and hotel rooms
  
   So when I find myself alone and unworthy
   I think about all of the things I learned from the
   Fine fine women with nothing but good intentions and a
   Bad tendency to get burned
  
   All about chemistry
   Won't you show me everything you know
   Ah wonder what you do to me
   Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh
  
   All about chemistry
   Won't you show me everything you've learned
   I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can
   Teach it when it comes my turn
  
   It's all about chemistry
   It's all about chemistry
   Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh
  
   It's all about chemistry
   It's all about chemistry
   Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh