Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone,
  Instead of whining and moaning,
  Just get on the phone, tell her you're coming home
  If you need, you should be there
  If you scream in your sleep, or collapse in a heap
  And spontaneously weep, then you know you're in deep
  If you need her, you should be there
  Go Home
    There's nothing better than affairs of the heart
  To make you feel so good then tear you apart
  Make up your mind and stick it out or start again
    You can't imagine what an effort it takes
  When you make a mistake
  And you know in the wake that a heart's going to break
  If you need her, you should be there
  If you're flummoxed and flushed
  And your heartbeat is rushed
  Then get out of the slush, tell your dog team to mush
  If you need her, you should be there
  Go Home
    If you think of her as Joan of Arc
  She's burning for you, get your car out of park
  If you think of her as Catherine the Great
  Then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate
  If you need her, you should be there,
  Go Home
    You can't believe it, but it's true
  She's given everything to you
  Now take a moment to be sure
  Before you give it all to her
    Well now you're thinking that it's over at last,
  All your woes in the past
  But you've got to be fast; put your foot on the gas
  If you need her, you should be there
  so now you're out from under the gun
  And it's over and done
  I won't spoil all the fun but if you ever wonder
  She'll be there if you need her
  Go Home
    If you're lucky to be one of the few
  To find somebody who can tolerate you
  Then I shouldn't have to tell you again
  Just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane
  If you need her, you should be there
  Go Home
  If you need her, you should be there
  Go Home