(Scatting by Scatman John)
   I'm the Scatman
   (Scatting by Scatman John)
   I'm the Scatman
   (Scatting by Scatman John)
  
   Everybody stutters one way or the other
   So check out my message to you.
   As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
   If the Scatman can do it so can you.
  
   Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
   But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
   But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
   That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
   Yo I'm the Scatman.
  
   Where's the Scatman ? I'm the Scatman.
  
   Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
   Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
   The state of the condition insults my intuitions
   And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
  
   Everybody stutters one way or the other
   So check out my message to you.
   As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
   If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
   I'm the Scatman.
  
   (Scatting by Scatman John)
  
   Everybody stutters one way or the other
   So check out my message to you.
   As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
   If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
  
   I'm the Scatman.
  
   I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat.
   Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
   While you're still sleepin' the saints are still weepin' cause
   Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.
   I'm the Scatman.
  
   (Scatting by Scatman John)
   I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
   It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
   I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
   It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
   (Scatting by Scatman John)