It's the perfect time of year
  Somewhere far away from here
  I feel fine enough, I guess
  Considering everything's a mess.
  There's a restaurant down the street
  Where hungry people like to eat
  I could walk, but I'll just drive
  It's colder than it looks outside.
    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone..,
    [S] Hi folks this is Steven Page.
  [T] This is Tyler Stewart.
  [S] We're two members of Barenaked Ladies, and although you *thought*
  you were downloading our new single,
  what you're actually downloading is an advertisement for our new album 'Maroon',
  comes out September 12th,
  and after that point I'm sure you can download lots
  of stuff from our record but until then you're just going to get lots of stuff with us bugging you.
  [T] We fooled you, huh? We're sneaky like that...you can never trust a Canadian.
  Next thing you know, we'll be supplying your natural resources!
    ...then ya
  Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
  Try to see the world beyond your front door.
  Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
  Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
  Try to figure out what all this is for.
    It's the perfect time of day
  To throw all your cares away
  Put the sprinkler on the lawn
  And run through with my gym shorts on.
  Take a drink right from the hose
  And change into some drier clothes
  Climb the stairs up to my room
  Sleep away the afternoon.
    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
  Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
  Try to see the world beyond your front door.
    [T] Hello? Hi? H-? Hello? If you just- Would you- Could-
  Could you please leave a m- Ah. If you'd just let me leave a -
  At the sound of the - Uh. Ah. Thanks.
    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
  Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
  Try to figure out what all this is for.
  Pinch Me
  Pinch Me
  Cos I'm still asleep.
  Please God
  Tell Me
  That I'm still asleep
    On an evening such as this
  It's hard to tell if I exist
  If I Packed a car and leave this town
  Who'll notice that I'm not around?
  I could hide out under there
  I just made you say 'underwear'
  I could leave but I'll just stay
  All my stuff's here anyway.
  It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
  Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
  Try to see the world beyond your front door.
    [S] If you're listening? We're trying to get our song on Napster,
  but we don't know how to do it....errr....we're Barenaked Ladies
  and we're trying to....Ty? Can you just press that over there?
    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
  Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
  Try to figure out what all this is for.
  Try to figure out what all this is for.
  Try to see the world beyond your front door.
  Try to figure out what all this is for.