It's been one week since you looked at me
  Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
  Five days since you laughed at me saying
  "Get that together come back and see me"
  Three days since the living room
  I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
  Yesterday you'd forgiven me
  but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
    Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
  As I make you stop, think
  You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
  I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
  I like the sushi
  'cause it's never touched a frying pan
  Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
  Big like LeAnn Rimes
  Because I'm all about value
  Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
  You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
  Gonna make a break and take a fake
  I'd like a stinkin achin shake
  I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
  Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
  The vertigo is gonna grow
  Cause it's so dangerous,
  you'll have to sign a waiver
    How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
  Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
  I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
  Can't understand what I mean?
  Well, you soon will
  I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
  I have a history of taking off my shirt
    It's been one week since you looked at me
  Threw your arms in the air
  and said "You're crazy"
  Five days since you tackled me
  I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
  It's been three days since the afternoon
  You realized it's not my fault
  not a moment too soon
  Yesterday you'd forgiven me
  And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
    Chickity China the Chinese chicken
  You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
  Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
  We're dans la maison
  I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
  Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
  Like Sting I'm tantric
  Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
    Like Kurasawa I make mad films
  Okay, I don't make films
  But if I did they'd have a Samurai
  Gonna get a set a' better clubs
  Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
  Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
  Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
  'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
  That make me think the wrong thing
    How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
  Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
  I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
  Can't understand what I mean?
  Well, you soon will
  I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
  I have a history of losing my shirt
    It's been one week since you looked at me
  Dropped your arms to your sides
  and said "I'm sorry"
  Five days since I laughed at you and said
  "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
  Three days since the living room
  We realized we're both to blame,
  but what could we do?
  Yesterday you just smiled at me
  Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
    It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
  It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
  Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie