Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy
  And now I'm kissing you by proxy
  Hope you don't mind
  Somewhere someone is dreaming of me
  Tries to love me, hope you don't mind
    I love you
  Intermittently
  I love you intermittently
    She's a lot like you but she don't look like you
  Okay, she's not you
  But she'll do fine
  I got my life on hold just to avoid confrontation
  But should I tell you to your face and
  Risk my hide?
    I love you
  Intermittently
  I love you intermittently
  When immeasurably
  Turns to intermittently
  There's no use in going on
  Except for fear of being wrong
  Every morning I just hit the ground yawning...
  Stick around if you enjoy disaster
  'Cause if you can't see what I'm after
  You must be blind
    I love you
  Intermittently
  I love you intermittently
    Didn't have the heart to say goodbye
  So I continued in my charlatan ways
  Did I say heart?
  I meant to say guts
  Now I'm on my own and I'm sorry that you're gone