OH, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU ALL INSIDE MY DREAMY LITTLE WORLD
   AND IT'S SO NICE TO BE WITH ALL YOU LOVELY LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS
   MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
   MY PLACE IS SO DEVINE
   DON'T YOU THINK I'M WONDERFUL?
   SAY YES! YOU'RE ON MY TIME
  
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
  
   DON'T TRY TO LEAVE THE DOORS ARE LOCKED AND ONLY I HAVE GOT THE KEY
   FORGET THE WINDOWS THEY'RE NAILED SHUT AND BOARDED UP
   SO YOU CAN'T SEE
   YOU'LL LOVE THE LIGHT SHOW
   OH, I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK IT'S SWELL
   WHEN THEY GO OFF
   YOUR WELCOME TO MY LIVING HELL
  
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
  
   COME HERE MY SWEET
   LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT
   THERE THAT'S BETTER
  
   I'M OVERJOYED AT ALL THE GAMES I'M PLAYING HERE WITH YOU TODAY
   BUT I'M SO SAD THE PARTY'S OVER AND WE CAN NO LONGER PLAY
   YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING HOME
   TO YOUR OWN LITTLE BED
   BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
   YOU CAN'T SLEEP WHEN YOUR DEAD
  
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
   STAY AWAY
   FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY
   STAY AWAY