My hair is a mess what can I do?
   That's hair
   I've washed it and brushed it
   and combed it through and through
   That's hair
   But it sticks up and out
   And round and about
   That's not what it ought to do
  
   There's something you can wear
   Come and sit down here on this chair
   I'll put this on and your worries
   Will be gone
   Because here is some brand new hair
  
   That's hair
   I've washed it and brushed it
   and combed it through and through
   That's hair
   But it's gone very flat
   And I have to wear a hat
   That's not what it ought to do
  
   Never have a care
   Come and sit down here on this chair
   I'll put this on and your worries
   Will be gone
   Because here is some brand new hair
  
   That's hair
   I've washed it and brushed it
   and combed it through and through
   That's hair
   But it's such a site
   And it gives me such a fright
   That's not what it ought to do
  
   Don't dispair
   Come and sit down here on this chair
   I'll put this on and your worries
   Will be gone
   Because here is some brand new hair
  
   That's hair
   I've washed it and brushed it
   and combed it through and through
   That's hair
   I think it must have dropped
   Because there's nothing on the top
   That's not what it ought to do
  
   I know it isn't fair
   Come and sit down here on this chair
   I'll put this on and your worries
   Will be gone
   Because here is some brand new hair
   Yes here is some brand new hair