Right I'm the King of the Castle
   Of the castle I am King
   King of the Castle, king of the land
   And king of everything!
   Your Majecstry
   Thank you, young Duke
   I?m the Queen of the Castle
   Of the castle I am Queen
   The loveliest Queen of the castle
   That you have ever seen!
   How rude!
   I?m the Dirty Rascal
   I like to have a joke
   I play tricks on the King and Queen
   And all the castle folk!
   Left, right, left, right, left, right
   Boo! Aargh! Dirty rascal
   I?ll get you. I don?t know!
   Here we go
   I look after the castle
   I have ten thousand men
   We march them up to the top of the hill
   And we march them down again
   Quick march men
   Here we go.One-two-three-five
   Ho ho Jakey
   Castle-rooni
   This is just like being the King of a real Castle!
   I am good King Milo
   The ruler of this land
   And all my people love me
   My life is simply grand!