It's the story of Humpty Dumpty
   It's the story of Humpty Dumpty
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   Humpty woke up one sunny day
   Humpty said it's time to go and play
   He picked up his shoes and he picked up his ball
   And he went to play football down by the wall
   Yeah!
  
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   A wall twice as tall as the tallest of walls
   This wall was tall and was miles wide
   And Humpty had never seen the other side
   Poor Humpty!
  
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   Go Humpty go!
   He kicked the ball high
   And he kicked the ball low
   But he kicked it too hard and the ball wouldn't stop
   And it flew up the wall and went over the top
  
   Don't go there...
  
   Step after step he went after his ball
   Humpty climbed up with a leap and a hop
   Until he was standing right on the top
   Don't look down!
  
   Come back down...
  
   He could see all the country, see all the town
   But then Humpty saw he was so far from the ground
   And his knees turned to jelly when Humpty looked down
  
   Come back down...
  
   But Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
   And all the kings horses and all the kings men
   Couldn't put Humpty together again
   And all the kings horses and all the kings men
   Couldn't put Humpty together again
  
   It's the story of Humpty Dumpty
   It's the story of Humpty Dumpty
   It's the story of...