I'm a junk bond king
   And I'm on the run
   Me and a friend of mine
   We were headed for the sunshine
   I got my hands on the wheel
   I got gas in the tank
   I got a suitcase full of money
   From a Luxembourg bank
   We didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress
   Wandered in to the Legion Hall
   The sign outside said "Seminole Bingo"
   Fell in love with the ping pong balls
   And the SEC is far behind
   Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
   A long way from Liechtenstein
   I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
   And my Wall Street wiles
   Don't help me even slightly
   'Cause I never have the numbers
   And I'm losing nightly
   I cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds
   Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail
   I parked it right outside the reservation
   Fifteen minutes from the Collier County Jail
   And the SEC is far behind
   Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
   A long way from Liechtenstein
   I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
   Well, the SEC is far behind
   Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
   A long way from Liechtenstein
   I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo