Here on the beach
   I've got the sun , I've got the surf, I've got Mexican food
   here on the beach
   I stay indoors all day
   I don't get my feet wet , I've got nothing to do
   I can't believe I was excited
   I thought I'd found the perfect place for someone as lazy as me
   but now I'm lonely and I wish I had a friend who I could visit sometime
   or who might call on me
   here on the beach
   my mind goes blank and all my money's gone
   here on the beach
   the urge to get f~cked up becomes overwhelming
   ( I guess I'll go back to sleep )
   I should be writing songs
   powerful songs that'll make us money and put us on the charts
   but I'm just so bored and I don't really care
   about people or money or problems or anything at all
   except for going home
   anything at all
   except for when I'm out of here
   next time let's shake it inside out
   next time let's shake it inside out
   pay no rent
   rest in piece I'm back home tomorrow
   this could be my last chance
   to pass it by
   sleeping late , sleep alone
   back to work tomorrow
   this could be my last chance
   and I'll pass it by
   next time let's shake it inside out