Common]
   Yo.. I don't know what was on y'all niggaz birds(?)
   to go up to the boat - and start robbin old folks
   Now see you done messed with the wrong old lady
   You done went wild; yo, check it..
  
   There was a Hardy Boy mystery I tried to solve again
   Dude that broke in my crib - it wasn't involvin him
   Four in the mornin, my phone ringin
   I'm thinkin, "Who da fuck is this," on the other line screamin
   Told em, "Keep(?) down," but they was breathin hard
   It was my grandmother tellin me that she had been robbed
   I told her hold (hold) tight (tight), I'd be right over
   Freezin but this situation made the night colder
   Knew this was the night (that what?) that she played poker
   with some friends in a club at the boat gettin bub'
   Said she seen these thugs on the boat for a while (uhh)
   Not gamblin but every now and then they'd smile
   Then BLAOW! They had(?) Mag's
   and told everybody, "Put your shit in the bag"
   Made people strip naked, quicker than a Luke record (what?)
   Had the place took in a minute and some seconds
   Asked her how many of it was em? (How many of it was em?)
   Said she couldn't remember
   She was spooked and buzzin, couldn't describe em
   cause it happened too fast (what?) said they looked like me
   with they pants hangin off they ass
   Got her some water - and begin to think
   How these niggaz take her wig, her bracelet and her mink?
   Somebody round the crib know the deal (uhh)
   Whoever did it better have Blue Shield for real
   cause yo, it's the big payback..
  
   {*cuts n scratches*, Com ad-libs}
  
   [Common]
   Later that day I went to the 'shop, to see what was up
   Them niggaz probably knew somethin plus I needed a cut
   Walked in they was playin Jigga (jihh-gga..)
   Discussin how Da Brat titties done got bigger
   These niggaz next to me, was talkin bout the heist
   Whoever did it even got Jordan for his ice
   Said that it was done so precise the cops ain't know nut-nin
   Had to use all my might not to ask no questions
   Put down the magazine, went to the pop machine
   Noticin these cats, had the Bling Bling
   They wouldn't be talkin if they did it; it could be they team
   A week ago neither one of these niggaz had a ring
   This Hype(?) came in, sellin CD's; said the BD's
   was braggin bout robbery they had done
   By now, I'm thinkin bout my gun if I see gramps bracelet
   I'ma play racist (and what?) and make niggaz run
   It's the big payback..
  
   {*cuts n scratches*, Com ad-libs}
  
   [Common]
   My imagination roamed as I got in the chair
   Thinkin - when shit went down, I was I was there
   Fuckin with fam' - who you are, I don't care
   Have your guys pourin liquor witch'ya name in they swear
   These chicks claim they was there, knew the niggaz who done it
   Said it was Smoke and them from the Wild 100's
   Eight million stories got me runnin in place, it's gettin tricky
   (like who?) like dude, that do drum'n'bass
   There was a air in the place, that made me suspicious
   Normally, they'd be talkin like bitches
   My barber cut me with a quickness (what?)
   Asked him where he got the new bracelet;
   he said it was his sister's - I knew then
   What made it official, he gave me my change
   The money clip had gramp's initials (c'mon)
   As I, whooped his ass up, six niggaz masked up
   Pulled up in a Cadillac truck {*gunfire*}
  
   [police scanner]
   .. three-alarm fire ?? and a possible homicide
   The building is entitled "The Ultimate Barbershop"
   There are six unidentified bodies in the building
   They are all presumed dead
   I repeat they are all presumed dead
   However there are no suspects
   I repeat the subjects are at large
   we might need some backup..
   Inform O'Malley that we need backup, over..
   The skit definitely needs more ?? added to it
   plus a new writer for the script, thank you..
   Someone get Prince Paul on the phone please..