(Are you a two timer, are you a two timer . . . ).
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer).
   Heh-heyyy, heh-heyyy, heyyyyy-eh-eh-eh-ehhh.
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer).
   Baby, are you a two . . . eh-eh-ehh, eh-eh-eh-ehhh.
  
   I've been hearing that I never was your girl.
   Is there some kind of explanation (Na-na-na-na-na).
   I heard she drives a fancy car, wears coats of fur,
   or is that the wrong description.
   I've been searching for this girl but I can't find her
   (somebody help me).
   So please tell me it's a lie.
  
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer, are you a two timer).
   Are you two timing me, ho-ho-ho-woo.
   (Are all of my friends liars, are you a two timer, are you a two timer). Should I believe what they say ?yea-eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh-eh.
   Time and time again you're telling me these lies.
   Do you expect me to believe them (believe them).
   Are you searching for a tabloid's paradise.
   Ohhh, hoo-oo-oo, whoaaa-yeah-eh-eh-ehh.
  
   I've been searching for this girl but I can't find her
   (somebody help me).
   So don't tell me lies babyyy.
  
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer, are you a two timer).
   Are you two timing me, ho-ho-ho-woo.
   (Are all of my friends liars, are you a two timer, are you a two timer). Should I believe what they say-yea-eh-eh, oo-oo-oo-ooo.
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer, are you a two timer). Heyyy, heyyy.
   (Are all of my friends liars, are you a two timer, are you a two timer). Are you two timing me.
  
   (Baby, are you just playing me).
   (Here you come again telling me).
   (Should I believe what they say).
   (Or are you two timing me, ho-ohh, ho-ohh-ohh-ohhh).
   Nooooo-oo, noooo.
   Should I believe it baby, should I believe it baby.
  
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer).
   (Na-na-na-na-na) x 8.
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer).
   (Are you a two timer, are you a two timer, are you a two timer).
   Are you two timing me, ho-ho-ho-woo.
   (Are all of my friends liars, are you a two timer, are you a two timer). Should I believe what they say-yea-eh-eh,
   oo-oo-oo-ooo.
   (Na-na-na-na-na)