i heard the sound of your bike,
  as your wheels hit the gravel,
  then your engine in the driveway
  cutting off
  and i pushed through the screen door
  and i stood out on the porch
  thinking figh, fight, fight
  at all costs,
  but instead i let you in,
  just like i've always done
  and i sat you down and offered you a beer
  and across the kitchen table
  i fired several rounds,
  but you were still sitting here
  when the smoke cleared.
  and you came crawling back
  to say that you wanna
  make good in the end
    and oh, oh,
  let me count the ways
  that i abhore you,
  and you were never a good lay
  and you were never a good friend
  but, oh, oh, what else can i say...
  i adore you
  
  all i need is my leather,
  one t-shirt and two socks,
  i'll keep my hands warm
  in your pockets
  and we can use the engine block,
  and we'll ride out to california
  with my arms around your chest,
  and i'll pretend that this is real
  'cuz this is what i like best,
  and you've been juggling two women
  like a stupid circus clown
  telling us both we are the one
  and maybe you can keep me from ever being happy,
  but you're not gonna stop me from having fun.
  so let's go before i change my mind
  i'll leave the luggage of all your lives behind
  'cuz i am bigger than everything that came before
    and you were never very kind,
  and you let me way down every time
  but oh, oh, oh what can i say...
  i adore you
    i heard the sound of your bike,
  as your wheels hit the gravel,
  then your engine in the driveway
  cutting off