It doesn't matter how rich or poor we are
   Doesn't matter what sex or species we are
   Doesn't matter with which nation we associate
   Doesn't matter what politics we love or hate
   We've still got to go to the toilet
   There's no way of getting 'round this I'm afraid
   We're all busy going to the toilet
   But not on television
   We've all got to do the toilet one
   But not on television
   We're all lay people when it comes to the brown
   We're all at one with each other
   Cause somewhere in between the black and white
   There's us just sitting or squatting
   Laying down the brown