Blue-rinse sugar
   Wipe-clean couple
   Pinched last supper
   Counting pretty penny
   John Betjeman
   Some dead liar
   Quiet pink picture
   Under heavy manners
  
   This is Tearoom England
   They'll kick your face in
   So politely
   This is Tearoom England
   They'll kick your face in
   Oh so nicely
  
   I want more!
  
   No hurry
   So sorry
   Don't worry
  
   Bite-size china
   Tea or tartar
   Lipstick traces
   Table set to bless
   Sweet charity
   Lukewarm whisper
   Still-life platter
   Under heavy manners
  
   This is Tearoom England
   They'll kick your face in
   So politely
   This is Tearoom England
   They'll kick your face in
   Oh so nicely
  
   I want more!
  
   No hurry
   So sorry
   Don't worry
  
   I want more!