Eat, sleep, and crap
   For to prey on your needs
   Down a dark street
   Backwater Leeds
   I seen yer comin'
   Come in, lads!
   You seen the ad?
   Too bad, bad, bad
   What you git
   Is what you see
   Trickledown theory
   And it's coming to me
   Life's a whip-round
   I got the whip
   It's a sinking ship
   Drip, drip, drip
   (Chorus)
   Drip, drip, drip goes the water
   (Repeat)
   Take me in
   Throw me out
   Put me up
   Let me down
   Dark, Satanic
   Run-of-the-mill
   Sing us a song
   And I'll send you the bill
   My nicotine grip
   My smokin' gun
   It's how I get my fun
   Better run, run, run
   Your olfactory nerves
   All up the spout
   You can't smell a rat
   When your nose is out
   Rent-to-kill
   By any other name
   Kiss an old flame
   Shame, shame, shame
   (Repeat chorus)
   Give us this day
   Farty old breath
   Stinking steeple
   Gash on the bowhead
   A hole in the wall
   Lay low for awhile
   Come out, pitch a foul
   Smile, smile, smile
   My eggs are fried
   My [?] is cracked
   Written in blood
   And cultured pig fat
   All this fuss
   Too much on the plate
   Join the club
   Too late, late, late
   Too late, too late