Verse 1:
   he's infinitely wise
   but he infinitely lies
   we're no longer just plain folks
   no, we're old and sad and bored
   and we're not funny anymore
   we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes
  
   Verse 2:
   well I couldn't do a thing
   couldn't even set the spring
   couldn't see you through the spokes
  
   now it's not exactly new
   and so we're infinitely blue
   we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes
  
   Verse 3:
   I appeal to my belief
   won't you put us on relief
   so we'll know it's not a hoax
   but we're barely worth the wait
   we're just slightly out of date
   we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes