I heard you had a mind to sue
  Why I don't know, I guess your lawyer will tell us so
  You can have my bongos and that little plastic thing I put
  my vitams in
  You can have my amplifier, just make sure you're
  grounded when you're plugging it in
  I don't think you know just what you're getting into
  You're spending lots of money to get nothin
  So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us
  Just sue us, whatcha gonna get
  Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke
  Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue
    I don't know why you thought we would try
  To clean up our mess - I guess you're suing so we confess
  Yeah, we left the dirty matress in the doorway but we
  could not get it through
  Yeah, two windows did get broken, but by the two
  dealers who were looking for you
  I don't think you just what you're getting into
  You're spending lots of money to get nothin
    So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us
  Just sue us, whatcha gonna get
  Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke
  Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue
    I heard you had a mind to sue
  Is the rumor true? I guess it is - the joke's on you
  You can have my 8 track player and the Stevie Wonder
  record I just bought
  I could probably dig up some old Shonen Knife,
  but it's really all that I've got
  I don't think you knowjust what you're getting into
  You're spending lots of money to get nothin
    So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us
  Just sue us, whatcha gonna get
  Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke
  Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue