Got me the strangest woman
  Believe it, this chick's no sinch
  When I wanna get her goin'
  Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch
    Record of the band that plays the blues
  Well the band that plays the blues
  She just loved my Big Ten Inch
  Record of her favorite blues
    Last night I tried to tease her
  I gave my love a little pinch
  But she said now stop that jivin
  and whip out your big ten-inch
    Record of the band that plays the blues
  Well the band that plays the blues
  She just loved my Big Ten Inch
  Record of her favorite blues
    I'll cover her with kisses
  and when we're in a lover's clinch
  she gets all excited
  when she puts on my big ten-inch
    Record of the band that plays the blues
  Well the band that plays the blues
  She just loved my Big Ten Inch
  Record of her favorite blues
    My gal don't go smokin'
  and liquor just makes her flinch
  Seems she don't go for nothin'
  'cept for my big ten-inch
    Record of the band that plays the blues
  Band that plays the blues
  She just loved my Big Ten Inch
  Record of her favorite blues