[Originally by Vapors]
    I got your picture of me and you
  You wrote "I love you" I love you too
  I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
  Oh it's in color
  Your hair is brown
  Your eyes are hazel
  And soft as clouds
  I often kiss you when there's no one else around
    I've got your picture, I've got your picture
  I'd like a million of you over myself
  I asked the doctor to take your picture
  So I can look at you from inside as well
  You've got me turning up and turning down
  and turning in and turning 'round
    I'm turning Japanese
  I think I'm turning Japanese
  I really think so
    I've got your picture, I've got your picture
  I'd like a million of you over myself
  I asked the doctor to take your picture
  So I can look at you from inside as well
  You've got me turning up and turning down
  and turning in and turning 'round
    I'm turning Japanese
  I think I'm turning Japanese
  I really think so
    No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
  No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
  Everyone around me is a total stranger
  Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
  Everyone
      That's why I'm turning Japanese
  I think I'm turning Japanese
  I really think so
    I'm turning Japanese
  I think I'm turning Japanese
  I really think so