You, object of all my hate
  Cuz you, object of all her love
  Yeah it's you, you she's thinking of
    Teen idol, you're ruining my life
    Looming larger than life
  You never give a chance
  To an average Joe Schmoe like myself
  And I get tired
  You've got your millions, so why take her?
    You got all that nice long hair
  But you don't even know her
  So why does she care about you?
  It should be me she's thinking of