Hey, listen friend, why don't you pull up a chair
  I'll tell you a story about a boy in despair
  It was a hot summer day, just like any in L.A.
    This boy went out with his friend
  In search of a girlfriend
    It happens every Saturday
  They meet, they talk, and have a shot
  He takes her home, they fuck
  They never speak to each other again
  A typical one night stand
  Such a waste, such a shame
  This boy's got no bad intentions
  Just looking for attention
  In a world that's turned him down and down
  and down and down he goes
    So many days had passed since I spoke to him
  Picked up the phone, gave him a ring, he wasn't in
  His roommate said he wasn't in
  What a waste of a life
  He drank and fucked until the day he took a dive
    I used to hang with my friend
  In search of a girlfriend
    It happens every Saturday
  They meet, they talk, and have a shot
  He takes her home, they fuck
  They never speak to each other again
  A typical one night stand
  Such a waste, such a shame
  This boy's got no bad intentions
  Just looking for attention
  In a world that's turned him down and down
  and down and down he goes
    Thanks to Dan (Hwkz1@aol.com) for these lyrics