I sit on my stool looking hip and cool
  The radio's blasting Blink182
  I wish I could be on TRL
  I wish I didn't have to front the shelves
    She rolls up in her mommies car
  Tank top and sports bra
  Pulls out the credit card
  It happens every time
    Fat chicks always pay inside
  While the beautiful girl pays outside with her credit card
  Cuz with credit cards you aint gotta pay inside
    The cooler's all stocked the bathrooms are mopped
  I watch all the fiends spend all their money
  Hello, and how are you today?
  The king of Cash 3 won't go away
    I want you to think about me when your
  Out pumping your gas you look up at me
  I'm stocking candy and making coffee
  I sit and I dream about SME
  Whoa oh oh oh - she's singing to me!