Half past 5 I'm in the pub
  Six O'clock it's home for grub
  Eight O'clock I'm back to the bar
  Sod the walk I'll take the car
    [Chorus:]
  Knock it back
  Have another one
  Drinking and driving is so much fun
    In the motor off you go
  Not too fast and not too slow
  Keep your head and keep your cool
  Must avoid that rightful pull
  As you meander down the road
  Don't forget your highway code
  See the spot and take your pick
  Out of the car to be sick!.....