14 years said the judge
  And give my love to Wormwood Scrubs
  Leave it out you're taking the piss
  I wrote all that on cannabis
    Sorry son you're going to jail
  And don't even think about getting bail
  I said leave it out you're taking the piss
  I wrote all that on cannabis
    Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
  To see what I'd written on the table
  I never rob from the poor
  I only rob securicor
    The Group 4 man said he had a plan
  Here's the keys now give us the grand
  I said leave it you're taking the piss
  But can you get me any cannabis?
    Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
  To see what I'd written on the table
  I never rob from the poor
  I only rob securicor
    14 years they were having a laugh
  And now they've got a photograph
  14 years they were taking the piss
  But we all know what I really miss
    Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
  To see what I'd written on the table
  I never rob from the poor
  I only rob securicor