The cops are well-groomed, with
  Muscled physiques in Butt Town
  Their tan uniforms are tailored in chic
  In Butt Town
  Any young Black male who walks down the street
  Is gonna get stopped by a car full of meat
  BUt the girl with the hair
  Flies by in her underwear-
    She's done nothing so far to deserve that car
  When you live in Butt Town
  You gotta get down
  But in Butt Town I'm learnin'
  In Butt Town I'm earnin'
  In Butt Town I'm turnin'
  Into my worst nightmare
    I'm tellin' you, it's a motley crew in Butt Town
  Monday you're new, and Friday you're through
  In Butt Town
  The producer is wily, and owns what he sells
  The talent is eager to go straight to hell
  Th tits are amazing, and everyone's gazing
  At some body part-
  That's the nature of art in Butt Town
    All over Butt Town dreams have a show down
  All over Butt Town values are thrown down
  But in Butt Town I'm learnin'
  In Butt Town I'm earnin'
  In Butt Town I'm turnin'
  Into my worst nightmare
    In Butt Town baby
  I'm gonna be a star
  I'm gonna shake my butt far
  Now here we go
  I'm gonna shake my butt
  Shake my butt shake my butt
  In Butt Town