[Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long
  Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun
  Vacation without sun
  Cop without a gun
  That's what she told me
  So I guess there'll be no you
  She sees right through me
  I'm told my shallowness runs deep
  You work the drive thru
  Don't need a guy like you
  Cuz not just anyone will do
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  You ain't no heartthrob
  You'd better hold on to your job
  She said I've seen your band
  You guys ain't got a chance
  But now I'm begging you to sing
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  That's what she told me so I guess there'll be no you