Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with
  Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
  Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy
  Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked
    I wonder what it would be like
  To have sex with the Great One
  I wonder what it would be like
  To have sex with the league's leading scorer
    Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man
  But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
  Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
  Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man
    I wonder what it would be like
  To have sex with the Great One
  I wonder what it would be like
  To have sex with the league's leading scorer
    [spoken]
  Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?
  Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream.
  Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married!
  Pssh, whatever.
    Wayne Gretzky
  I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah
    Thanks to Lisa (colaiacovo_leafs@hotmail.com) for these lyrics