A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
  all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
  which is my favorite, where is my chance
  to remove the product and stick it in my pants
    cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
  (every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
  who steal from me, and from you
  (if only you knew, then you would steal too)
    adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
  I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
  I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
  the product I've selected is concealed against my dick
    cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
  (every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
  who steal from me, and from you
  (if only you knew, then you would steal too)
    paranoid as fuck security in tow
  is he really traling me and does he really know?
  of my little secret my pride and his shame
  this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
  I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
  will I get away like a million times before?
  or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
  like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
    Five finger discount!
    and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
  (every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
  who steal from me, and from you
  (if only you knew, then you would steal too)
    paranoid as fuck security in tow
  is he really traling me and does he really know?
  of my little secret my pride and his shame
  this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
  I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
  will I get away like a million times before?
  or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
  like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
    I get to the door and out the door I slide
  I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
  I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
  as I have a little feast of what's on sale.