hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know,
  if you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind...
  senseless... mindless...
  - uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about
    me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water
  but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
  but me can't seem to help it
  sail away - oh - away - oh
  you live me life free like a birdie
  cause me like to sing
  me likes what me do
  and me can't seem to help it
  i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
  i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
  i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
  sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
  oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip -
  a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field t-trip -
  a field trip - a field trip - a field trip
  Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
  Mr. Harry, he drives the van
  sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
  pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing
  sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
  me think me turn 22 today
  will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
  but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel
  then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish
  he took them fish now me crying - me crying
  the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
  drag me pee-pee on the floor
  hide me sandwich in me drawer
  the... hit my head against the door
  this is some kind of dream
  me likes to go down to the park
  and take them nuts from them squirrels
  and... you know what?
  time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me
  it's so dark me cannot see
  it's the closet for me - the closet for me
  Mr. Harry said that will teach me
  No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
  my friend's the seat on my toilet
  and he always seem to shout at me
  oh, mister, don't you pee on me
  when I'm sitting it's a totally different story
  then he doesn't seem to play me mind
  he's not afraid of my fat behind
  and on the unfortunate occasion
  when I miss the bowl and pee on him
  lets me off with a smile and a warning
  don't do it again...