When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
  And I knew it was love, true love
  All the things you said and did to your mom
  I knew you were the only one, the only one for me
  [pre-chorus]
  Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me
  Be my ghoul tonight?br> [chorus]
  Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
  Love at first fright, first fright
  Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
  Love at first fright, first fright
    I÷Ć love it if you÷Ć spin your head for me
  Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,
  So beautifully
  Across your stomach it said ř‹ELP ME?br> I gotta know will you marry me
  Captain Howdy
  [(pre-chorus, chorus) x2]
  When I saw you piss on the rug,
  My heart fluttered
  And I knew it was love, true love
  And on your stomach it says ř‹ELP ME?br> I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy