Found on Rush Hour
    Thank God for how I'm learning how to live
  That's the ticket
  That's the way of the world
  That's the spirit
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  2 x 4
  2 x 4
  2 x 4
  I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4
    Johnny Rotten hit me upside the head with a billy club
  He also knocked me to the ground
  He also shot me with his BB gun
    2 x 4
  2 x 4
  2 x 4
  2 x 4
  I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4
    The electric eel shocked the hell out of me
  He also blew me out of the water
  He did, thanks to his ass
    2 x 4
  2 x 4
  2 x 4
  2 x 4
  I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4
    Pontiac, we build excitement