What you say girl, you see what is wrong
  You must be joking, you was led along
  But the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier
  Will tell me now, who's been sleeping here
    I want to know
  Tell me, baby, who's been sleeping
    What you say girl, who'd you see that night
  I was doing, doing something right
  Oh, the soldier, the sailor and then there's the three muskateers
  Yes, they'll now tell me now, who's been sleeping here
    Did I ever tell you, I wanna know
  Hey baby, who's been sleeping
    Don't you look like, like a goldilocks
  There must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop
  Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy, the old british brigadier
  But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here
    Who's been eating, eating off my plate
  Who will tell me, who'll investigate
  There's the seargeants, the soldiers, the cruel old grenadier
  But they'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here
    'Cause I want to know who's been sleeping right here
  Was it your mummy, your daddy, who's been sleeping here
  Was it your auntie, your uncle, who's been sleeping here
  Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend, who's been sleeping here
  Alright, who's been sleeping here