Ahhh yes
  New dance commercial - take 1
        Ahhh yes
  There ya go, there ya go
  Horny people gather here {x2}
      Horny people gather here
  We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears
  We got a new dance 4 the next 8 years
  I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most
  It's a sex dance - it's a new dance
  And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast
  I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about?
  I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all - come on
  There ya go, there ya go
  Horny Pony
  Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now
  Is he weird or what?
        Sing (Horny Pony)
    Now that's 2 freaky!
        In the years of the war, we don't wanna know
  U're buckin' that body like U really go 4 the hip stuff
  H into the I into the P
  It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy
  U want it in your hip, U want it in your thighs
  It's the dance that conservatives most despise
  Cuz it's the sex dance - it's the new dance
  And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man
  It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony)
  And there ya go
      Turn around
  Chicken grease in the house
    Chicken grease? I don't know
  That's it, I gotta run
  And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona
  But U can't hide, the Horny Pony get U gonna
  Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it
  Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it
  Horny people gather here {x2} (How long?)
  4 the next 8 years
  We got a new dance - it's the Horny Pony
        Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words
      Sing (Horny Pony)
  Girl, uh-uh - nope!
    Did U come 2 party now? (Yeah, yeah)
  Do U really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah)
  If U're horny, let me know (Yeah, yeah)
  The pony see U boogie now (Yeah, yeah)
  So how am I supposed 2 do this dance?
      "How U do that dance?"
  I can't do that - I'm a lady (Nigga, please!)
  I can't do that
        What?
      Listen 2 me while I show U how 2 do it
  Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it
  Movin' your legs from the left 2 right
  Your arms up high like an eagle in flight
  Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree
  Jack Be Nimble, whoo, U're doin' it ?see?
  The Horny Pony, y'all
  There ya go, there ya go
  It's the Horny Pony
  Do U believe this? Oh my God, this guy...
  Oh, he's just so... he's just so weird
  Oh my goodness, would U look at this?
  I just... I just cannot believe
  Girl, uh-uh - nope!
  (Horny Pony)
  Did U come here alone?
      Uh, yeah - why?
      Well guess who U goin' home with?
      Huh?
  Ugh! That's nasty!
    Yeah
      (There ya go, there ya go) {repeat till fade}
  The Horny Pony
  (Horny Pony)