She was a working girl
  North of England way
  Now she's hit the big time
  In the U.S.A.
  And if she could only hear me
  This is what I'd say.
    Honey pie you are making me crazy
  I'm in love but I'm lazy
  So won't you please come home.
    Oh honey pie my position is tragic
  Come and show me the magic
  of your Hollywood song.
    You became a legend of the silver screen
  And now the thought of meeting you
  Makes me weak in the knee.
    Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic
  Sail across the Atlantic
  To be where you belong.
    Will the wind that blew her boat
  Across the sea
  Kindly send her sailing back to me.
    Honey pie you are making me crazy
  I'm in love but I'm lazy
  So won't you please come home.