I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy
  I tell no tales I do no lie
    I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy
  Halo round my head to tough to die
    Main attraction in a freak side show
  Down in the basement where the cobwebs grow
  On my last leg just gettin' by
  Halo round my read too tough to die
    Rainy days rain cool wine
  I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine
  Hot sweat on my face
  I feel like goin' out someplace
    Up late light my chocolate sweet
  Down at the gym where the muscle boys meet
  I am very nice guy very sincere
  In real good shape I have no fear
    At the concert when the band comes on
  I am in the ring where I belong
  On my last leg just gettin' by
  Halo round my head too tough to die