Hit it!
  This ain't no disco
  It ain't no country club either
  This is LA!
    "All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"
  Says the man next to me out of nowhere
  It's apropos
  Of nothing
  He says his name's William but I'm sure,
  He's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
  And he's plain ugly to me
  And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole
  life
  We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
  In a bar that faces a giant car wash
  The good people of the world are washing their cars
  On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
  As best they can in skirts in suits
    They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
  Back to the phone company, the record store too
  Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause
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  All I wanna do is have some fun
  I got a feeling I'm not the only one
  All I wanna do is have some fun
  I got a feeling I'm not the only one
  All I wanna do is have some fun
  Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
    I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
  And Billy likes to peel the labels
  From his bottles of Bud
  He shreds them on the bar
  Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
  Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
  before blowing and cursing them out
  And he's watching the bottles of Bud as they spin on
  the floor
    And a happy couple enters the bar
  Dangerously close to one another
  The bartender looks up from his want ads
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    Otherwise the bar is ours,
  The day and the night and the car wash too
  The matches and the Buds and the clean and dirty
  cars
  The sun and the moon but
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