Thanks for the Christmas card
  I don't want to hear about your new job now
  I don't want to hear about your new boyfriend
  I don't want to hear about it all working out for you
  No, I don't want to hear it now
  I don't want to hear about your swinging new place
  I don't want to hear how everyone thinks it's great
  I just want to sit in our apartment and hate you
  Yes, I will be hating you for Christmas
  You can have the Christmas tree
  Remember when we bought it at the store down the street?
  Remember when I found that cheesy color wheel?
  I don't want to think about the lights on your white skin
  No, I don't want to think about it
  I don't want to think about last year at your dad's
  You said it was the best sex that we both ever had
  I don't want to think about my face in your soft hair
  I will be hating you for Christmas
  I must be losing my mind
  There's gotta be a better way to deal with the pain
  There's gotta be a better way to deal with the hate
  Wish that I could find some way to make you go away
  Wish that I could have a drink and make you fade
  I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade
  I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away
  Yeah make you go away
  Wish that I could make you go away
  I will be hatng you for Christmas
  Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas
  Thanks for the Christmas card