Went to a party just last night
  Wanted to bring the year in right
  Woke up this morning I don't know how
  Last night I was a happy man, but the way I feel right now
  It's gonna be a FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  Ooo, Ahh, got to be a FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  Can't remember when I ever felt worse
  Nothing matters and everything hurts
  They were passin' round the bottle, made me feel brand new
  Trouble with the new man he wants a hit too, hit me
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  oooooo, it's a FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  Lord, mmm, FUNKY NEW YEAR
  Nurse I'm worse FUNKY NEW YEAR
  I got to perk up a little FUNKY NEW YEAR
  My hair hurts FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  A party baby
  Never again FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  Who's shoes are these FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  Party hardy baby FUNKY NEW YEAR
  FUNKY NEW YEAR
  What year is this anyway?