There was beer all over the dance floor
  and the band was playin' rhythm and blues
  You got down and did the gator, and half
  an hour later, you were barfin' all over your
  Girlfriend's shoes.
    But the Greeks don't want no freaks.
  The Greeks don't want no freaks
  Just put a little smile on them rosy
  cheeks,
  'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks.
  (GATOR!!)
  She was the pride and the passion of Dixie
  She did exactly what her daddy had planned.
  She was perfect little sister until somebody missed
  her and they found her in the bushes with
  the boys in the band
  But the Greeks don't want no freaks
  The Greeks don't want no freaks
    So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks,
  'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
  No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
  Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks
    Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks
  'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
  No, the Greeks don't want no freaks,
  Ahh...