Make ya,and Shake yo shit (woo Lord)
  I am puttin poetry into motion my addiction is overdosing from a natural high
    Supplyin the soul with that unmistakinable mystical magical feelin that your money can't buy
  Becomin a slave to the rhythm there's no way that you could stop me now I'd like to see you try
  Because I'm already long gone don't be scared for me baby just blow me a kiss good bye
  I can't believe you'd rather stay behind then go beyond talk to me baby tell me why
  Society won't set ya free now follow me programmin' your fear to fly
  Best believe I'm a breathe and break ground before I die
  I know it's live and let live but my love won't let me lie
  Make me wanna do the
    And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff
  We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough
  My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal
  You're coming down with a bad case of
    The Crooked Booty (come on, everybody)
  The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)
  Now everybody do the crooked booty,
  Come on, I say the crooked booty (come on)
  Come on everbody I say the crooked booty
  Yeah, the crooked booty
  Now everybody do the crooked booty
  Yeah, come on, the crooked booty
    Oh doctor doctor help me please
  I got this problem come over me
  And I just can't shake it (I just can't seem
  to shake this thing off up me, now help me)
  At first I was just fine
  Didn't really play it no mind
  Until it hit another time (another time)
  Cuz my chest popped out (my chest popped out)
  And my back went in (I said my back went in)
  Started movin my body
  Like I had a nervous itch (ooow)
  So the doctor gave me (say what?)
  This remedy (what'd he say?)
  He said, "Pop it to boy"
  And feel the beat
    It's the brand new craze
  And it's comin your way
  It was started in the slums
  By the Dungeon Family
  It's not very hard it's kinda easy to do
  All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot
  It's called the Crooked Booty when it's only a test
  It's like tryin to stop the IRS from takin your cheques
  It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap
  It's like tryin to stop a nigga from crackin your back on this track
  It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake
  It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set
  You just go like that (it don't matter)
  You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as Shaq (come on)
  Pimp get out your llac
  And do the crooked booty
  And do the crooked booty
  Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty
  do the crooked booty (aaaaaaaaaaah)
    Now everybody do The Crooked Booty (Everybody, come on)
  The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)
  Now everybody do the crooked booty (a little louder)
  Come on, I say the crooked booty (People in the back)
  Come on everbody I say the crooked booty (People on the side)
  Yeah, the crooked booty
  Now everybody do the crooked booty (Yeah, y'all got it)
  Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (A little louder y'all)
    I ain't got no paper
  I can't wipe my ass
  But give me one lil' dollar
  I'll show you how to make it last
  I ain't got no paper
  I can't wipe my ass
  But give me one lil' dollar
  I'll show you how to make it last (I'll show you how to)
    And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff
  We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough
  My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal
  You're coming down with a bad case of the
    The Crooked Booty
  The Crooked Booty (A little louder now)
  Now everybody do the crooked booty (do it like you can't do it no more)
  Come on, I say the crooked booty
  Come on, I say the crooked booty
  Yeah, everybody do the crooked booty
  Now everybody do the crooked booty
  The crooked booty
  Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, everybody)
  The Crooked Booty (Come on)
  Now everybody do the crooked booty (I can't hear y'all)
  I say the Crooked Booty
  Now everybody say the crooked booty
  The Crooked Booty
  Now everybody do the Crooked Booty
  The Crooked Booty (yeah, y'all got it)