[Eminem]
  So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
  Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
  Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
  I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
  A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
  so the rats can't chew through his last pants
  I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
  Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
  I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
  Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls
  I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
  Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
  So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
  [Swifty] Bitch it's too late
  [Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains
    [Swifty]
  I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
  Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
  Accused for every crime known through the equator
  They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators
  My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'
  I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face [BLAM]
  With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose
  You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
  I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
  That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
  You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
  Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets
  Chillin in the lab wasted
  I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
  Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
  And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight
    [Chorus: (Eminem)]
  So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
  Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
  Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit
  Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
    [Bizarre]
  I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
  Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
  Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
  Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
  (Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the flyer?
  Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
  (Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired
  Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
  I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
  My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. [needle pops]
  Lettin the record skip.. [needle pops]
  Lettin the record skip.. [needle pops] (Damn!)
  [DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat]
  I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
  It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
  [dog whines] Some bitch asked for my autograph
  I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
  I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
  All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom
    [Proof]
  Ayo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
  Weed laced with somethin [gun cocks] nigga pass that
  In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
  At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats
  Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped
  The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
  Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
  I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's
  Born loser, half theif and half black
  Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
  Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
  and found chopped up in a trash bag
    [Kuniva]
  We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell
  cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
  Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
  Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
  I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle
  Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
  Get executed, cuz I'm a "Luni"
  I got a "Yukmouth" and it's polluted
  I cock it back then shoot it
  I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers
  Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
  Brigade barricade to bring the noise
  While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
  If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo
  A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
  I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
  and smack the preacher while he's preachin
  Take a swing at the deacon
    [Kon Artis]
  I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
  I was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shake
  I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
  I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
  with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
  I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
  In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von
  who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
  (Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
  Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
  Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
  Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
  Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
  Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
  Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's
  'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough
    [Chorus]
    [Eminem]
  Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick
  D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
  Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
  Bizarre kid
  Swifty McVeigh
  The Kon Artis
  The Kuniva
  Dirty Harry
  Haha, and Slim Shady..