[Chorus]
    I've been so many places
    I've seen so many faces
    But nothing compares
    To these blue and yellow purple hills
    I climbed the highest mountain
    Once or twice but who's countin'
    But nothing compares
    To these blue and yellow purple hills
    
    [Eminem]
    Cool, calm, just like my mom
    With a couple of law suits inside her palms
    It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
    To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
    I can't describe the vibe I get
    When I drive by 6 people
    And 5 I hit
    Ah shit
    I started a mosh pit
    Squashed a chick
    And lost the foster kids
    This room makes me hallucinate
    Then I sweat till I start losing weight
    Till I see dumb stuff start happenin'
    Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
    So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
    I said c'mon bounce
    Everybody in the house doing mass amounts
    To the women in the thongs with their asses out
    We don't bullshit, better ask around
    D12 throws the bomb and gas your town
    Bizarre, your mom is crashing now
    Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out
    
    [Kon Artist & Kuniva]
    Fuck that, someone help Denaun
    He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John
    Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
    It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone
    Yeah I took them all though
     with some parmesian
    And I think my arm is gone
    Yo, it's probably numb
    Dumb dumb and full of cum
    And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue
    You scary ass it was a false alarm
    Think they're about to die when I just got on
    Stop acting stupid
    Your so high
    That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit
    I think I did too much
    I think I got the runs
    Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums
    Watch out HERE it COMES!
    
    [Chorus]
    [Hook]
    Dirty Dozen
    80 of us
    Shady brothers
    Ladies love us
    That's why our baby mothers
    Love us but they hate each other
    They probably wanna take each other out
    And date each other
    Some-, something, something, something
    Something, something, something, something i dunno
    
    [Proof]
    Ayo, pop pills
    Pills I pop
    Pop 2 pills
    Or still show off
    Walk on stilts ??
    Thought it was incredible I made it home
    I wanna roll away
    Like a rollerblade
    Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
    And when I'm old and gray
    I'm a go for broke
    I hope you don't
    Pack up my nose with coke
    *cough cough cough*
    It must have broke the choke
    Had an accident when the Trojan broke
    Ahh, poor baby
    Born by whore lady
    Now I'm paying child support
    (Its You're baby!)
    
    [Swifty]
    I take four shots at one time
    I don't need to chase when I'm swallowing mine
    (Hey!) You got any room
    Bizarre hatch back
    We can't go far
    Cuz the car has flats
    Why the hell you people think I rap?
    Because my mother taught me
    How to breach contracts
    If you got cash
     then hide it to
    (Swift, chill)
    I be tryin to get by like you
    And i don't give a damn
    If u find me rude
    Mean, crude
     the hell with you too
    I only need three blunts and I'm cool
    I just got some and I'm going back soon
    
    [Chorus]
    
    [Bizarre]
    I'm at rave
    Looking at a babe
    Like she want it
    Gin and tonic demonic
    Body smelt like vomit
    Looney, crazy, chumpy, sexy, dopey headed guy
    Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
    Wanna try
    Blue hills, golden seals
    Got Bizarre actin' ill
    Drugs kill (Yea right!)
    Chick I'm for real
    Shut your mouth you dirty girl
    You know you want me in your world
    Ladies, please don't fight
    Bizarre's here all night!!!
    
    [Chorus]
    [Hook]